Pimento Cheese Patty Melts


Some ideas get misfiled in a person’s memories. Sometimes there are images that my brain says I should like but the more I look at them the less I want to eat them — even though my brain tells me they are delicious. Take any food with pimento cheese as an example. If you aren’t a Southerner pimento cheese is a spread made with Philadelphia cream cheese and pimento.

As a child I have a vague memory of pimento and food. I know there was some kind of Oscar Meyer sausage that had bits of pimento in it; not sure if there was cheese in the sausage too — but I am positive I had the yucky stuff in at least a couple sandwiches whilst growing up.

Not being a Southern boy, pimento cheese was nowhere to be found in the family recipe books. I’m not entirely sure I ever ate pimento cheese — I’ll say it again, that spread made with Philadelphia Cream Cheese and pimentos – or roasted red peppers. And yet…

Whenever I hear about it it sets off this pseudo-memory about something I should have liked if only I’d grown up on it. It’s a weird feeling. I know it was never part of my diet and yet I feel as if it should have been a major part of growing up.

Pimento cheese is the only food that I have this weird relationship to. And to be honest I’m not sure I actually want to try a burger like the one in the attached photo. Frankly it just looks too greasy and messy. (Says a guy who loves a drip down your forearm burger or pastrami sandwich). It’s just weird.

2 thoughts on “Pimento Cheese Patty Melts

  1. My Danish father loved pimento lunch meat. No one else in the family could stand it. Given that I had three younger growing brothers with big appetites, it was probably a good thing or Dad would never have gotten any.

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