That’s Relativity

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder … More

When I Am an Old Coot

Last November on our way back to Milwaukee from somewhere we stopped on Galena, IL for a few nights.  I’m … More

Pissing and Moaning

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and … More

Airline Humor

Things Overheard on Airplanes On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers … More

15 Things To Do at Walmart

1.    Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in people’s carts while they aren’t looking. 2.    Set all … More


While dad is still recuperating and I’m away from the office and away from my image processing software I’m reduced … More

Life’s To-Do List

Wear Shirt that says “LIFE.”  Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators.  Get them to follow each … More

How to fold a cat

Ok — so my sense of humor is a bit bizarre. Actually, it’s just therapy to keep my attitude under … More